Guys I have a confession to make

January 27, 2012 by mathdotcom
I work 9-5 at a kindergarten, mostly 4-5 year olds. I am not even the teacher, I am just an assistant and mostly change diapers and read books to kids. Guys this forum is my only release, I am just in a daze at school and don't feel alive until I can go home and turn PC on and check out the card. All day I am thinking what plays to make and the stress and agony and screams of pain and pleasure as my bets cash or lose. Usually go through 8-9 beers a night watching games but mostly... More...

Broad just canceled on me tonight and...

January 24, 2012 by mathdotcom
I couldn't be happier. :an_dance::an_dance::an_dance:

Solid night of gambling ahead :cheers::cheers:

Is it normal to be this happy?? Do you guys ever cancel on broads to stay in and gamble??

-mathy

The pain in the cork is ok because it validates you as a new generation Ice Cube

January 22, 2012 by mathdotcom
[quote=jjgold;6735129]If you guys are horny just light up the flame, douse the wood with some TD-4 jelly, lick your tongue a few times while waving your prey to come over and get some Liquor, show him a twizzler and show him how the grooves work and explain the pain in the cork is ok because it validates him as new generation Ice Cube, when your done throw him the cubes, cool down the wood and make sure you have 4 wooden corks just in case the tomato leaks. You guys are sick mother fukkers. Fuk me I am going to bed and laying it in the bed hole and falling asleep and waking up to a nice compressed sexual reaction while we wack the plastic and make love to the magazine. The fur is your friend, the cork is your enemy.[/quote]

:popcorn::popcorn:

Why you should probably be in a "shit book"

January 22, 2012 by mathdotcom
Some guy made a thread that he worked up a 30k balance at sportsbetting.com and is worried about getting paid. Squares like bronxer and others come in and attack the poster for playing at B and C books. I believe these attackers are fools, and are just jealous guys are able to rack up balances like that at these books. It is not all luck.

Some quick math for you dummies. Sportsbetting.com regularly offers bonuses of at least 50% with a rollover of around 6x. If you send $10,000 for $5,000 your rollover will be $90,000. That's 82 bets of... More...

A Response To Mathy, did you attend McGill University????

January 20, 2012 by mathdotcom
No. It's not. Dumbest thing I've seen posted.

[B]Rank[/B] [B]School[/B] [B]Last Year[/B]
1 McGill (1)
2 Toronto (2)
3 UBC More...

A Response To It's On: Loshak Has Challenged Me

January 20, 2012 by mathdotcom
This statement means one of the following is true: a) You have an "actual job" b) You are going to be in a world of pain when the government audits you Gambling winnings in Canada are taxable if the winnings are "consistent and predictable". If you gamble for a living and pay 0 tax, you should go visit an accountant and have your eyes opened. If however you have a job then it is easy to say you just won an online jackpot and are not a professional gambler. I think you are a huge square for depositing a cheque of that size into your CIBC or wherever you bank. There are much better ways to get money from books and into your hands :an_light::an_light::an_light::an_light::an_light: PS: I have posted several screenshots of 50k+ sportsbook balances

Discussion: [URL="http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1520503-it-s-on-loshak-has-challenged-me.html"]A Response To It's On: Loshak Has Challenged Me[/URL]

Guys - congratulate Fishhead on a 23 hr run at BINGO

January 17, 2012 by mathdotcom
:cheers::cheers:
:highfive::highfive::highfive:

He battled hard and took home $350

Not a huge ransom but any day you go home a winner is a good day

Guys.. a round of applause for the dedication of Fishhead
:an_clap::an_clap::an_clap:

A Response To January POSTER OF THE MONTH

January 10, 2012 by mathdotcom
Quick contest for SBR posters. Guess who the following poster is, mathdotcom or ronald? Clue 1: Has been single his whole life Clue 2: Refuses to ever buy a broad dinner Clue 3: Fear of a book stiffing him keeps him up at night Clue 4: Hedges every bet because ego cannot handle losing Clue 5: Asks the other poster for betting advice Clue 6: Wears shin pads to pickup hockey Clue 7: Pulled all funds out of sportsbooks in 2010 because he predicted offshore collapse and then tried to make a living counting cards Clue 8: Lives with his parents :+clueless:+clueless:+clueless Posters I assure you all of the above is true. Now give me POTM already. -mathy

Discussion: [URL="http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1502093-january-poster-the-month.html"]A Response To January POSTER OF THE MONTH[/URL]

Fact for you newer posters: Nicky Santauro the bookmaker

January 9, 2012 by mathdotcom
[quote=Nicky Santoro;2446330]back in the late 90's, i got arrested 2 times for bookmaking.. i had my door busted down 2 times and 8 guys in suits tackled me down when i resisted arrest. i had a gun pointed to my head, i swear.. i spent 3 days in a cell and paid big fines each time..i was on page A2 in the local paper here. i was handcuffed each time in front of 235 tenants in the lobby. they all thought i was a criminal. i swear i used to have terrible nightmares each...[/quote] More...

A Response To Do I have enough data to start using the Kelly Formula?

January 6, 2012 by mathdotcom
If your model could ever weight a 'factor' so heavily that it yields Cavs -75 then you likely have a small sample issue somewhere. Since you didn't explain your model clearly I can't say where. But it's funny you mentioned OUTLIER because rather than the prediction being an outlier, your model is being strongly biased DUE to an outlier.

A simple example:

Suppose your model for NBA is you take the pts per game avg of each player to come up with a team total. And suppose one of the players for the Cavs in an upcoming game has only played... More...
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