Majorwager?
RX?
bodybuilding.com?

Can you track it down for us?

I bet you were really nervous and shy and did not say much, something like

Hi guys, my name is jjgold I am new to the forum, just looking around hoping to meet some people. Might make a few posts but not really into the forum thing, maybe check it once every few months. I'm not really the type to check it every day or post from work or anything crazy like that. Can't believe some guys on here with 50,000 posts, don't they have anything better to do? Anyways just sayin hi. - jjgold

I bet it was just like that pal. What happened?

We have all been there. We rented a place and over time something breaks. Yeah it could be wear and tear and the owner can't fault you for it, but you don't want to take the chance. I am no fukkin handyman so rather than just fix it, I conceal it.

Boys last summer I was renting a place from this asian cross-eyed nitwit, hated that cokksucker and everyone in that building. I had to duke the fukkin landlord just for having a barbecue on my balcony ([url]http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/203245-just-duked-my-building-manager.html[/url]). How the fukk else am I going to roast my italian peppers and... More...

compaqdikk, ronald, BAUS and I used to meet up in the early 90s and play Dusty Diamond's All-Star Softball for the NES. Except there was a twist. Batter would get $0.10 per single, $0.25 for a double, $0.40 for a triple and $1 for a home run. Fielder's choice does not count as single. We were all a little barreled in, especially me and compactor, because our allowances were puny and few opportunities to hustle. This game was our only potential source of income.

I am looking to get together a group of posters in the new year to play high... More...

Have you ever seen those Indian guys who extend the length of their neck by progressively putting more and more tight rings around their neck? I am going to begin a 26 day trial of this on my pecker starting tomorrow until Christmas.

GOAL: Enhance length and durability of pecker.

Nov30: Pushups. Let gravity do its work.
Dec1-5: Pushups with one cock ring applied to base.
Dec6-10: Pushups with two cock rings applied to base. Every 2 hours applying olive oil to cock and stretching and pulling, stretching and pulling.
Dec11-15: Pushups with two cock rings applied to base. Every 2 hours applying olive... More...

Well.......not exactly. I guess you could call it the poor man's mile high club. I spent a little alone time with a copy of a SkyMall catalogue. There was a picture of a pretty hot chick doing some aerobics routine. There was also a picture of some sort of latin/asian hybrid and she was standing next to some poker chips. That was pretty hot so it did the trick. Of course, due to my bigtime status I can afford to fly First Class. That allowed me some extra room in the lavatory.
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J&J is not a solid company. They make that KY jelly crap. That stuff is worthless. I don't like pussy to smell like a hospital. I stick with AstroGlide. It is a tremendous product and they are based in San Diego County. If I ever have a trouble I can just pay a personal visit to their world headquarters.
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1] It is game theory, not gaming theory. Unless that was supposed to be a clever pun.

2] Any punishment strategy, 'grim' or not, is irrelevant if you cannot detect cheaters. Who are you punishing then, and for what?

3] In a prisoner's dilemma game, saying to the other captured criminals "hey, guys, we'd all be better off not saying anything" does not constitute a solution to the prisoner's dilemma. Everyone realizes that but cannot resist the temptation to talk, or hit an opening line. This is a question asked on every introductory game theory exam, and you would get a zero.... More...

You could all learn something from how I operate.

There is this older woman in my building. Quite the cougar - dyed red hair, big fake tits, possibly some work done on the face. Nice azz. I run into her in the elevator a lot because she lives on my floor. She has a 5 year old son, so I always say hi to him and ask him what 4 + 2 is, etc. Kid is shy and never answers, looks kind of dumb. Definitely not a mathdotcom in the making there.

Anyways, she is always looking for a babysitter because she... More...

I get a lot of mail sent to me under a number of different names. Sometimes I have to go pick them up at the local P.O. where this broad works. She is an old c*nt that really loves her job and enforcing dumb rules. One of these rules is that to pick up something, even though you have the tag from your mailbox, you need to have ID at that address and also a utility bill with your name on it.

This old c*nt will not budge. I have tried sweet talking to threatening to call her manager to saying... More...

There are many lost souls on this forum. Some want to be power posters but do not have the stamina. Others are not sure it's for them. And others yet have the potential but do not quite know how to become the next big timer on the forum. There are a lot of guys in the wings who are just itching to take that next step to forum stardom and that is why I am here to help. Betplom, slickfazzer, wtf, onthewhat, buzzy, fiveteamer, Iwinyourmoney, Burtrapp - you are all so close but are missing just one or two important... More...

Preparation:

Clothing
- many layers, such as a shirt, sweater, and then jacket/hoodie
- sweatpants or track suite bottoms with elastic band waist
- base of pants must be TIGHT. If not, see a tailor and get this fixed.

Mental State
- You need the stuff in the store more than the owner does. If owner is chinese, then this is just gravy as you want to make their lives hell. You are only taking what belongs to you.

Execution
Most convenience stores are now set up so that the cashier can see down most of the aisles. [Back in the day this was not always the case.]...[/Back in the day this was not always the case.] More...